Plastic wine glasses suck

I.

My hubby bought some
Plastic wine glasses
Because he was tired
Of glass ones
Breaking on
Ceramic tile

Theres something depressing
About a wine glass made
Of plastic

It makes a funny sound
When you tap it

And is nearly impossible
To get clean
In the
Dishwasher
(Even if you use
A rinse aid)

II.

But it's a lot better
then drinking
Wine
Out of a John Deere
tractor
Coffee mug

III.

Which I did a couple
of months ago



powers

I took an inventory of
My powers
On the
Dungeons and
dragons Sheet that
I found in
The back of
our closet


I had to write
N/A
On a lot of them
Because I had no idea
What the hell
They were talking about


And I stuck some
Four sided dice in
My bra for luck
And cooked
you some pancakes



That's a spicy meatball (things that fizz)

I always thought the
Aztecs were kind of sexy

They were really into
Body piercings
and cutting
before those things
were really cool

I read somewhere that
They invented our
Modern day
Alka Seltzer

It happened
During a sacrifice
To
Ometotchtli

Which makes sense
Because he was the
God of drunkenness

After that
He
Was known
As
The
Great

no-tecuh-tzin

POPin POPin
Fizztl Fizztl



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