Listen to a podcast of Michael Cuglietta’s “Lumpy Bed.”
when the end of the world comesI’ll probably bein my girlfriend’slumpy bed
I need to buy hera new mattressmy back hurts so badall’s I can think ofis the pain
when the end of the world comesI’ll probably belistening tothe snoring soundsmy girlfriend makeswhen she’sfast asleep
I press on her noseto change the toneI contemplatepushing her ontothe hardwood floorbut I would neverharm a hairon her headI take one last look ather big blue eyesbefore Iturn off the lamp
I give her kisses on her cheekswhen she’s fast asleepshe doesn’t even know it
