/Avocado/
Cut in twoo
Rubber ball-like
For cow outdoor pig-moo
Hemp grass, un-fall in dike
Waning moon, lady say shoo
Cat away, take a day, mike, mike
Into the dike, out of woo
Pour the ladies, but for drank
Alcooloo
/Avocado/
Molested son & daughter’s daft
Regards me tells me flo
And lo up river raft
To the seat brake ocean down low
Fall, fall, fall and feel the shaft.
The shaft is a yo!
About the author:
D. Porter is a student of the English language, working his way to that most useless of degrees: the MFA. Pray for him, for he is damned.
