pick up line by Jordan Castro

my hair is growing very long

i will ask you did it hurt?

and you will ask me did what hurt?

and i will say when you fell from heaven.

my moustache is growing very thick

you must be wearing space pants, i will say, because your ass is out of this world

the world is a terrible place where other people exist inside and outside of you
and there is nothing you can do about it

life is a series of twiddled thumbs and waiting

death is what you get

war is something that isn’t between countries or people

war is you

you are war

we are life and death and waiting

for life and death, etc.

we are waiting for ourselves, and

we are death.

i do not have all of myself yet,

so would you mind if i had some of you?

we can have sex quickly and forget about each other

we can construct a meaningful relationship with flowers and emotional investment

we can do anything we want, because we are

life and death and war

i want to have sex with life and death and war

i want to have sex with myself

i want to have sex with you.

there is nothing except for us

so we might as well make it,

did you fart?  because you blew me away

please?

About the author:

Jordan lives in Solon, Ohio. He blogs at www.smokingonanemptystomach.blogspot.com.

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